The power to die at will.

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The power to take away your power.

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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the power to bi ugly

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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The power to be a dick.

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The power to have no powers!

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The power to turn food into shit.

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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Being alive (until you die).

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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the power die if you think.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!