The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power to reseal bottles!

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The power of trolling your self

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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the power to get blood clots

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The Power of cheese

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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The power to get AIDS.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!