The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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The power to glow in the dark

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!