the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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the power to be really itchy.

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The power to sleep

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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The power to be HUMAN

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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the power to become retarded

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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Endless falling....

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!