The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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The power to wink with both eyes

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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the power to glow in the light

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!