The power to hate someone you don't even know

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wast your time on the computer

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The power to predict the present

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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to murder rocks.

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Have sex but not feel it

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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Th power to be telepathetic

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the power to control urine

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The power to have no power.

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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The ability to understand women!!

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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the ability to die once you have died

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The ability to go 100% slower

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!