The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The power to shit in your eye

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!