The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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The power to give your wife rights

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to lick your own back...

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The power to ?-1.

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The power to know WTF is going on

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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The power to lose all your limbs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!