Swiss army teeth.

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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Tits for a guy.

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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The power to do nothing.

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!