The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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the power to taste your own spit

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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hey

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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Have sex but not feel it

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!