The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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the power to know what time is not

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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The power of creating poop.

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The super power to control paper.

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to not be color blind.

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The power of trolling your self

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!