the power to see through my eye lids

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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The power to be a normal human

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to not finish your....

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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the power to be powerless

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!