The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The ability to only fart in public

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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The super pow.er to die at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!