The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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The power to fart flames

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power to lick your own back...

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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Being alive (until you die).

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the power to sleep during day

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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The power to know WTF is going on

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The power to liquify yourself.

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!