the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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The power to not exist.

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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The power to have a super power,

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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captain obvious

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The power to ride a bike

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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the power to get really mad.

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!