The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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the ability to type slower.

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the power to be phone

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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The power to turn food into shit.

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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The power to speak with death people..

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the power to lose your power at will

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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The Power to Die instantly.

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!