The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to sweat soup.

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the power to remember th...

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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The power to state the obvious.

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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The power to do nothing/

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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The power spite flower

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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being able to blow up and die

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!