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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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The power to pee standing up

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!