The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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The power to see through water

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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Having the power of a normal human

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!