The Power to Combust

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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Retractable Teeth

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The power to hear morse code.

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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the power of make your leg invisible

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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The power to break your bones on command.

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!