the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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The power of eating from ears.

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The power of night-blindness.

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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The power to be dead

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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the power to troll people that are dead

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The power to pee out blue

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!