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The power to poop out your penis.

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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The ability to clean

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!