The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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the power of fart helium

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The power to take huge shits at will.

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!