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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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The power to teleport through open doors

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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Aweonao

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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the power to know what time is not

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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the power to bi ugly

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!