The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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Balls.

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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the power to have no one read this post

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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To call me maybe

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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Black power

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The power to be justin beiber

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!