The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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the power to lose your power at will

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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the power to fly but only upward

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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the power to talk backwards

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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the power to not have a power

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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the power to fart mace

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!