the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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the power to eat with your butt

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The power to do something when you do it.

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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The power to see through bones.

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!