the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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the power to eat waffles

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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the power to smell tastebuds

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

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The power to do something when you do it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!