The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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the power to become retarded

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The power to look TV

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The power to to kill chickens by touching them

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!