The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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power to fly...backwards.

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Dejavu

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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ikawlhan forever

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!