The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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The ability to go 100% slower

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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the power to taste your own spit

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The power to do nothing/

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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The power of exact change

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Being a Spice Girl

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!