The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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penis

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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The power to cry acid tears

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!