The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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the power to talk backwards

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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the power to eat waffles

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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the power to smell tastebuds

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!