The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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The power to see John Cena.

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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The power to turn apples into pears

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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The power to lose the remote.

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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The power to break your bones on command.

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!