the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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The power of asdfgh

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The power to not Waste time

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The power to go through open windows

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You might not GET super power, but you can get some super bonus. Get free rides with Lyft, (only new passengers). Use Lyft official code "IAMLUCKY" to get $50 up to $200 in ride credits. Now thats like a little superpower, you get to teleport from one place to other for free with Lyft. Get some super bonus until you really ever get a super power ;-)

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The power to die at will.

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!