The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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the power to pee on command

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wast your time on the computer

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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The power to run if you have no legs

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The power of minding your own business

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!