the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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The power to have a power

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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The ability to clean

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!