The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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The power to never finish your sente

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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the power to smell tastebuds

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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the power to sugar a limpet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!