The power to slam revolving doors.

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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The power to snore.

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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the power to be a complete troll

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!