the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!