The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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the power to die

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The power to see through anything except air.

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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the power to not have power

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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the power to glow in the light

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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The power to look into cheese.

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The power to understand math.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!