The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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The power to speak brail.

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The power to always be at half mast.

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!