Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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The power to make dad jokes.

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The ability to see through glass

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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the power to not have super powers...

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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The power to fart in colour

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!