The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

thumb_up thumb_down +115

the power to hear whats going on in your ear

thumb_up thumb_down +111

The power to instantly kill yourself

thumb_up thumb_down +111

to be able to lift any weight of feathers

thumb_up thumb_down +109

The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

thumb_up thumb_down +107

Retractable Teeth

thumb_up thumb_down +97

The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

thumb_up thumb_down +83

The power to not yawn after someone else does.

thumb_up thumb_down +81

The power to turn your head 360 degrees

thumb_up thumb_down +81

The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

thumb_up thumb_down +75

The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

thumb_up thumb_down +69

The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

thumb_up thumb_down +65

The power to have a small penis

thumb_up thumb_down +65

The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

thumb_up thumb_down +57

The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

thumb_up thumb_down +57

The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

thumb_up thumb_down +49

the power to lose your power at will

thumb_up thumb_down +43

The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

thumb_up thumb_down +41

The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

thumb_up thumb_down +41

The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!