Endless falling....

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power to only see glass.

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The power to spell backwards.

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The power to suck deez nuts

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The power life like a hermit.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The power to run if you have no legs

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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The power of making your tits smaller

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!