The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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The ability to become shit forever.

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The power to have a super power,

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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The power to speak brail.

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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The power to jump -50% higher

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!