The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

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the power to always hug people

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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The power to be buried at sea

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The power to shit brix

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The power to burn ashes

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to kill yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!