The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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the power to make toast into bread

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The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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the power to talk to your elbow

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Power to always have exact change.

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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The power to troll.

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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The power to wait 8 to 10 business days.

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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the power to fail any test you want

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!