The power to be a bird that can't fly

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The power to die

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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The power to pee out blue

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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The power to see into the present

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The power to get older every second

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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the power to have no powers.

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Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

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The power to turn wine into water

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!