The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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The power to ?-1.

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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The power to know WTF is going on

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The power to be super jewish

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to shit in your eye

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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The power to grab a cats face

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!