The power to die when you get scared.

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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the ability to know what the fox say

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to die whenever you want.

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power to glow in the dark

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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The power to lick your own back...

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!