the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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the power to feel extreme pain

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The power to be HUMAN

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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the power to create a meme

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The power to die when you get scared.

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!