The power to (place useless super power here)

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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the power to fart terrible gas

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to Google "Google".

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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The power to breathe

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

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The power to paint as if you were michelangelo but only if your painting sad clowns eating knives

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the ability to know what the F#CK gotsie is. WHAT THE FU-

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!