the ability to find pointless superpower

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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the ability to know what the fox say

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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the power to say candlejack and li

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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the ability to die once you have died

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!