the power to become semi-transparent

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The power to be super jewish

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The power to silence explosions.

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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the power to not have super powers...

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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the power to die

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!